Around six weeks of age, a baby’s face will often erupt in acne as the mother’s excess estrogen leaves the baby’s body. You are not allowed to pick or pop at these teensy-weensy cysts, especially if the baby isn’t yours.
Infant crying frequency peaks at 6 weeks, exactly the time that most maternity/paternity leaves end.
Fetuses masturbate in the womb.
Baby’s faces are mushy blank slates onto which people project all kinds of bullshit gender inferences and signs of family resemblance.
Newborn infants can’t see shit beyond a one-foot radius and they cannot follow subtle nonverbal communications such as pointing, so there is no shitting reason to take them to the zoo, okay?
Newborn infants already exhibit a preference for conventionally attractive faces at birth, preference being measured by the amount of time they spend staring at a face.
Babies begin to pick up on (and mimic) their parents’ racial prejudices around three months.
A small percentage of babies are continually disagreeable and manipulative in their crying patterns from birth. Most people with Antisocial Personality Disorder (“sociopaths”) were “difficult” infants.
Maternal depression can fuck up an infant’s attachment patterns, leaving them avoidant of human contact, emotionally oversensitive, and depressive for life.
Babies get lots of yeast infections, sometimes in their tummy folds.
When I was born I had tufts of black hair which fell out in huge clumps over the course of a few months and was replaced with blonde-brown. My sister was born bald and remained bald for three years, and she had an enormous, pulsing soft spot the size of a peach which didn’t solidify for over a year.